February 2012
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“You should have tricked them to come. Like, pretended there were strippers or...”
– Joe, on how to get the people who most need to go to the discussions on discrimination to attend.
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“The fact that we lack the language skills to communicate with nature does not...”
– Paul Stamets
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“(I just really like girls.) Yeah? That’s probably why you’re a...”
– Catherine’s infinite wisdom
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“And then we died, and all of our problems dissolved.”
– Marissa, on the roof falling on us
“The Dalai Lama was asked “what surprises you the most” and he said, “Man,...”
– The Dalai Lama
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“It’s time to tweet this.”
– Amelia, on twitter
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“That’s why people go to big universities - to find a husband and have...”
– Amelia
In the Sea There is a Fish: You Want a Physicist... →
thereisafish:
You want a physicist to speak at your funeral. You want the physicist to talk to your grieving family about the conservation of energy, so they will understand that your energy has not died. You want the physicist to remind your sobbing mother about the first law of thermodynamics; that no energy gets created in the universe, and none is destroyed. You want your mother to know that...
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“Ahh! My right nipple is wet!”
– Janardana
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“This is why I study psychology; why would anyone throw away pizza?!”
– Alex
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“I love coffee. I wish it would ask me to marry it.”
– Tabby
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“Plus I am seriously looking at moving to the area after college for work....”
– Natalie, my biffie from elementary school - BEST NEWS IVE HEARD ALL DAY
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“Enjoying sex is half-animal half-heart and only rarely has it got anything to do...”
– Autostraddle
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My mom just said she'd buy me a new digital camera
so that I can record my masterful work on my ukulele and post it on YouTube.
“Now don’t think that you’re going to become the next American Idol or anything… not that I’m saying it isn’t a possibility, I’m sure there’s a chance that someone will find you on YouTube and want you to perform for them which is why I’m buying you this camera but...
